The Consumed Guide
“Awesome” —Sasha Frere-Jones
“The Consumed Guide takes music criticism and renders it obsolete.” —Kenneth Goldsmith
Grade-C Blue Oyster Cult moves, grandiose electronic joke, Gregorian fog, grooves with the easy-swinging elite-rock sound of California’s pop aristocrats, gross God-pop, guitar-hero costume drama, guitarniks, gynephobic rage. I guess I turn in my Free Grand Funk button.
Thousands of negative words and phrases assembled from 13, 090 reviews by Robert Christgau and turned into a single review.
Available December 1, 2011 from Insert Press Order from Insert or Small Press Distribution.
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